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22 April 2012

04.22.2012

Rest Day

Hey everybody, this is my last post before I retire. Over the past year, we've been through a lot--we've talked about what this whole CrossFit thing is, expressed it in terms of functionality, talked about who is elite (me) and who is not, attacked elements of our skills that are weak, I've torn my Achilles, and we've discussed injury and rehab, and had a very good time joking about stupid stuff such as Reebok's lack of creativity in advertisement. I hope I have affected your life in a positive, but very functional way. 

It's possible that I may be on the wrong end of lazy--fitness spectrum, but if you've struggled with physical fitness, I hope I've impacted your life by providing you with a solid foundation to motivate and condition yourself towards whatever goals you have in life. Often, I find myself wondering what more can I do to expand my skill set to do what is outside my wildest expectations, and I put down these crazy ideas of things to do. If I could give you all a bundle of joy, I would give you something you all have probably already experienced in some sort of heavy metcon. But you will really get to appreciate if you spent entire workouts just focusing on the adrenaline rush and technicality of this and maybe this is something you will find, like me, to be your favorite thing in the gym--olympic lifting. I think it is absolutely an underated discipline in fitness today, probably because its technical nature makes it very hard to teach, learn, and master. It is, with out a doubt, my favorite skill set, and I've seen the most noticeable increases in my PFT scores by using this lift not only in METCONs, but also in a purely technical capacity.

Of course, I haven't been able to fully enjoy the benefits of powerlifting and olympic lifting over the past two and half months, but that is quickly ending. One of the biggest lessons I learned over the past year, is don't try to be a hero. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A STUD EVERYDAY. Even operators take weekends off during training. On the day that I ruptured my Achilles, I felt really tired because the day before, I had just done a two-a-day, and I felt a little pressured to do work. In hindsight, it was not necessarily the fatigue that contributed directly to the injury, but in my research, it is very evident that the fatigue caused a collapse in my body positioning perhaps causing an inadvertent dorsiflexion of my foot. Here's a big lesson here--form is CRUCIAL!!! I don't care if you are trying to get a record time on Fran or max on deadlift--never compromise your form in the face of fatigue--Do your reps right. For the standard, I know I was definitely hitting the standard because you were allowed to rebound on the box jump, but I know for sure there is more going on biomechanically than the exercise explored. Bottom line--I still see people rebounding or inducing unexpected flexion of the foot which is a first class ticket to snap city. 

If you guys are wondering if I will miss writing workouts for you, the answer is an unabashed yes. Here's the world's best kept secret: I am not L1 certified. Yep, I don't agree with a lot of things like paying $800 for a piece of paper for a day-long seminar that says you are a certified instructor, and I hope my programming has proven that you don't need to be converted or evangelize CrossFit. It's the principles of what it is not the branding that makes it a great conditioning program. Nonetheless, I applaud those who are certed because it definitely brings a level of credibility and awareness to the elements to what we are trying to achieve here. Paleo? I see a place for it, but I don't feel like it's the right thing for everybody--especially people like me who are constantly struggling to gain weight. 

Alright, you've read my thesis on life. I hope you all enjoy doing what you do for years to come. I know I will continue to work out to be as healthy and happy as I can, as well as trying to surpass my pre-injury conditioning level to try to get back to seeing if I have what it takes to be an ALO. Like me on facebook or find me on the global some day. I wish you all the best in your endeavors, and hope I get to run into you all some day.  Until then, don't grow up too fast!

-Wutang

20 April 2012

04.21.2012

Warm-Up
Deadlift 3-3-3-3-3

WOD
4 min row
3 min double unders
2 min wall balls
1 min HSPU

rest 5 min

1 min Power Clean (135#)
2 min pull-up
3 min Deadlift (185#)
4 min KB swing (1.5 pd)

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Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that I am WALKING! Not very well, I might add, but walking is walking in my opinion, and I am here to tell you, never take the ability to walk for granted. It's something that is very easy to do unless you get hurt...I read somewhere that it takes something like a few hundred muscles constantly making micro adjustments to just keep you standing. It is good to know though, that even professional athletes like Ryan Howard tear their achilles. 

Anyways, I think you guys are more excited about what I have to share next...
the next person in charge of running this site is...

DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!

Meredith Prinz!!!

Meredith is a graduate of CrossFit Kids--one of the original CrossFit Kids. She is extremely knowledgeable about CrossFit, and is a soon to be L1 certified instructor. Be nice to her because I'm pretty sure she could kick your ass. I couldn't ask for a better replacement, and while I know you guys will miss me a lot, I hope you will all enjoy and value her sense of humor, expertise, and functionality in the years to come. 

Don't worry, I'll be around for one more day...HA!!

04.19.2012

TOP OFF!!!!!!
This only means my imminent departure from being the one writing you all these awesome functional and elite workouts every day, and providing you with unique advice on life you would never get from anybody else who cared less than me. For that, I fully expect to be showered in flowers and chocolate and given a ticker tape parade at the conclusion of my term. I will be writing my final thesis on my time as Falcon CrossFit blogger in the next few days and introduce, to you, our new blogger who I have hand picked to mimic my awesomeness and take this club to the next level.

Strength
Weighted Pull-up 
5-5-3-3-1-1

"You're Going to Miss Me"
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
Burpees
Power Clean (155#)
Handstand Pushup
KB Swing (2pd)

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...And someday, I hope to be this awesome...HEY!!! IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, I'm allowed to have unobtainable dreams.

18 April 2012

04.18.2012

Strength/Skill
Weighted Dips (on rings) 
5-5-5-5-5
Walk 20 m on hands
every time you fall, perform a pushup/flutter kick pyramid up to 5 rep pyramid


BRADLEY
U.S. Air Force Senior Airman Bradley R. Smith, 24, of Troy, IL, assigned to the 10th Air Support Operations Squadron, based in Fort Riley, KS, was killed on January 3, 2010, by an improvised explosive device in Zhari district, Kandahar Province, Afghanistan. 
He is survived by his wife Tiffany, daughter Chloe, parents Gary and Paula, and brother Ryan

10 RFT:
sprint 100 m
10 Pull-ups
Spring 100 m
10 burpees
30 sec rest between each round

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This is the business you are getting into, ladies and gentleman. Know it, own it, embrace it.

17 April 2012

04.18.2012

Warm-Up
Spiderman hold 10 sec (R)
Superman hold 20 sec
Spiderman hold 10 sec (L)
Superman Hold 20 sec
Pelvic Raise Hold 20 sec
Strength
Backsquat 
5-5-5-5-5
Farmer Walk with 2 KB (2pd)
400 m

WOD
5 Rounds:
25m Underwater swim immediately followed by:
50 m Sprint (freestyle)
50 air squats, 50 flutter kicks (with every round, go 10 less, so 2nd round do 40 air squats, etc...)
then:
Run 5000 m

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Joke all you want about child's play, but at the end of the day this is the real deal. Realize that what we do for strength and conditioning is not a sport. It's about CrossFit, but about a philosophy we follow to ensure we are adequately, at the very least, prepared to do our job and do it well above and beyond what is expected of us. It's not about your snatch PR,  ability to do a muscle up, or your Fran time; it's all about how much you care and never settling and being happy with your best. 

16 April 2012

04.17.2012

Warm-Up
GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS

Seriously though...
2x30 sec KB swing (1.5 pd)
2x30 sec KB Snatch (1 L/1R)
2x30 sec KB figure 8 (1.5 Pd)

Workout
2 min Clean and Jerk 155#(count reps)
1 min rest
2 min As far as you can get
5 box jumps (30 in)
10 muscle-ups
15 Burpee-pull-ups
20 T2B
25 air squats
30 double unders
1 min rest
2 min Snatch (135#)
1 min rest
2 min max rounds of Mary:
5 HSPU
10 Pistols
15 pull-ups

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What did the Lion King teach me? I don't know...never give up on your dreams maybe? Never stop being a kid maybe? Based on the language that Rafiki speaks, I'm guessing that the movie takes place in Kenya or Mozambique...I'm not sure because when he speaks English he uses a Jamaican accent which initially led me to believe that he might actually be from Jamaica and immigrated to the Africas in the late 60s before all the dictators took over. Bottomline: the creepy baboon is actually just a happy dude, and you should be. Now if you are reading this and asking yourself  "am I really reading this? Is this dude high off his ass or what?" Here's what I have for you: Did cavemen have marijuana? Is marijuana paleo? the answers to these questions according to paleontologists and nutritionists is NO. So get a life and be a kid and enjoy Lion King as its meant to be enjoyed. I really need to get out of here...36 days...too much Geopolitical knowledge for my own good. For the record, I do not condone the use of cannibis or any other controlled substance.


15 April 2012

04.16.2012


"Pheezy"

Three rounds for time of:
165 pound Front squat, 5 reps 
18 Pull-ups
225 pound Deadlift, 5 reps
18 Toes-to-bar
165 pound Push jerk, 5 reps
18 Hand-release push-ups


U.S. Marine Corps Lance Corporal Philip P. Clark, 19, of Gainesville, Florida, assigned to 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, based in Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, died on May 18, 2010, while supporting combat operations in Helmand province, Afghanistan. He is survived by his wife, Ashton, father Mike and stepmother Tammy, mother Rosmari Kruger, and brothers Tyler, Kyle and Ryan Nordyke.

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14 April 2012

04.15.2012

Take it easy today...

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So, a little update on recovery. Big lesson to learn--Be Conservative. No reinjury, but taking a step back today, I realized that recovery can be slippery slope. Physically active people hate being stagnant, and when we are, we get antsy. I, in particular, get withdrawal shivers. Yes, I don't know if there are other people out there that are addicted to working out like me, but its not always a blessing. Bottom line here--your bodies need more rest than you realize, and the best way to accept these rest days is to make it a good habit. 

13 April 2012

04.14.2012

MENTAL WOD TIME!!WHAAAAAT???

Go for a run with a buddy for about 5 min
Try to memorize the first five cars you see, have your buddy right down the colors
For Five min, do a tempo pace
After that, try to recall the color of those five cars
For every color wrong, perform 20 burpees
Repeat every five min



04.13.2012

AHHH!!!! Friday the 13th!

At this point, you're probably wondering where is my effin workout? You're also probably wondering why I'm taking so long to write your workout. Hold on, asshole, I'm trying my best, but even a champion needs to take a sec to chill out and watch youtube videos on a Thursday night before a silver weekend.

Enough BS-ing...

Warm-Up:
W/ KETTLEBELLS
5 Turkish-Get-ups (progressively getting heavier)
5 Kettlebell Thruster (one side at a time)
1 min Kettlebell Figure 8
21 Swings @ 2 Pd

20 Min AMRAP:
8 Weighted (strict) Pull-ups (2 Pd)
10 Weighted Ring Dips (90 lbs)

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Hahahahahahahaha....is this guy ELITE or what?